My big book of limericks

I'll keep adding to this list.

When I joined twitter:

There once was a guy on twitter
He felt like being very bitter
But he found twitter sweet
So all he did was tweet
And in the end he felt a lot fitter

When I played my first competitive cricket match since graduation:

There once was a guy who went to UT
He played cricket like it was his duty
He laid off it for a year
And now he's back in gear
He's gonna win the cup and the booty

When I was sleepy at work:

There once was a guy who was tired
He slept at his job and got fired
But he did not get sore
He went to a bed store
To test beds he got hired

when I was feeling very happy

There once was a guy who was on cloud nine
Nothing could bug him, he felt very fine
No matter what happened
His spirit wasn't dampened
Whose story is this? It's mine!