Shraddhanjali

Apologies in advance to those I haven't included int his tribute!


Baat karte hain ek paltan ki,
Cricket khelna hamare kaam hai,
Kehte hai sab humey Longhorn Cricket Club,
Magar Haldirams hamara asli naam hai!!

Sabse Pehle Dhruv bhai,
Opening karna kaam hai is batley ka,
Par sab bhool jaata hai,
Jab dikhe burrito chipotle ka!

Phir hai Pranav Khandkar,
Balla chalata hai jaise lathi,
Jab koi baat iski kare,
To ek hi shabd yaad aaye: ghaati!

Humare doctor saheb Mohit,
Field par har sankat ki hai inke paas chabhi,
Baaki time to ye sirf,
Yaad karte hai hamari Aishwarya bhabhi!

Phir Keten Joshi,
Haldirams ke naye kaptaan,
Agar field pe phir se talli hokar aaye,
To bachaye humey sirf bhagwan!

Vice captain Niyantha,
Dravid ki yaad dilayenge,
Yeh kavita unhe samaj mein aayegi,
Jab hindi seekh ke aayenge!

Rohan bhai urf Paki,
Inke baare mein kya bataye?
Itni tagdi angrezi bole,
Ke aadhi baat Rohanism kehlaye!

Aamcha Sudeep bhau,
Gully cricket ka Tendulkar,
Agar ek advice de saku to yahi,
Ke tu Rohan se hi shaadi kar!

Jinesh bhai from Rajkot,
Bowler ke naam se hai inki shaan,
Par gym jaana shuru karo,
Kyonki aap ko haddi ki dukaan!

Naam ka hai yeh Doctor,
Kaam na bat ya ball hai,
One down jaata hai batting,
Aur awaaz iski fuckall hai!

Mister Chirag Gupta,
Keeper batsman and bowler,
Lagte hai Federer jaise,
Banenge richa ke order-follower!

Phir hai Dinesh Devkar,
Humare all rounder,
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai,
Yehi hai Shiv Sena ke founder!

Aur last mein bacha main,
Batting me gyara number,
Par koi shak nahi ke hoon main,
Haldirams ka lifetime member!

Yeh hai hamara parivar,
UT ke sab se badey bandar,
Par jaha bhi jaaenge rahega,
Haldirams hamesha dil ke andar!!!